Scott:
you could be james' sexy science wench in a labcoat
Rebecca:
or your sexy librarian
Scott:
libraries are very erotic places. there should be more porn filmed in libraries.
Rebecca:
I'm sure that I could find some
Scott:
The Encyclopedia Sexannica
The Collected Works of William Dickspear
The Dewey Seximal System
Rebecca:
I'm disturbed and intrigued by your fantasies Scott
Scott:
So am I
Rebecca:
so, sexy librarians...
Scott:
enacting a pornographic Shakespeare knock-off entitled The Taming of the Screw, or possibly The Merchant of Penis
Rebecca:
And you told me you're normal? Hah!
Scott:
don't tell me you've never seen a production of MacBoff?
Rebecca:
I'm sadly lacking in the porn classics
Scott:
Philistine! I demand you go to your nearest library and request a copy of Titus Vaginacus.
Ok, that one just condemned me to hell.
Rebecca:
and an enternity in blogger heaven :P
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