Scott discusses fashion

Scott:
Friday should be casual codpiece day.
As opposed, you know, to formal codpiece day...

James:
Is a casual codpiece made of denim or something?

Michelle:
no buttons and tie

Scott:
Would that be a codpiece or a posing pouch?

James:
I'm guessing a formal codpiece would have pinstripes.

Michelle:
or pleats

Scott:
With a bowtie attached to it.

James:
And a military full dress codpiece would be red and white with gold piping.

Scott:
With a black rooster feather in it.

Scott writes an action movie

Michelle:
and I is obviously just a lowly worm

Rebecca:
You not a lowly anything, you a giant!

James:
Now go stomp on Tokyo.

Scott:
"Rawrr!"
*poorly dubbed*
"Oh no! It is Michellezilla! Too many requests for unnecessary stationary orders have mutated her into a giant monster! She will destroy us all!"
"Rawwrr!"
*more poor dubbing*
"Quick you strange person standing there! You must help me fire this emergency chocolate at her! It is our only hopeness!"
*lame cannon sound*
"Rawwwrr! ooooh yum!"

Michelle:
and the way the Michellezilla is going at the moment, the only thing that will placate her is being able to stomp the Brunasaurus into the ground (and then being fed chocolate)

Scott:
Michellezilla will use her secret Death Ray of Fundamentally Wrong Goat Insertion to destroy the Brunasaurus and save us all!

Scott doesn't like warm winter nights

The weather sucks like a Dyson stuck to a cat's bum. If I don't sleep well tonight I shall mutate into an enraged lizard-beast and stomp all over a scale model of Tokyo.