11 February 2015

Scott is sick of annoying things

Scott: This dumb is annoying.

Me: Look, they've spent ages crafting that dumb. They've poured in thousands of dollars in development, it's gone through multiple review committees, it's been approved by management. It is the best dumb they can get you.

Scott: I don’t want the best dumbs, I want an absence of dumbs. Is like saying “here, have this bowel obstruction, it’s the finest most advanced bowel obstruction available, lovingly crafted by magical bowel dwarves and comes with a full suite of Android apps and wifi functions.” At the end of the day no one wants a bowel obstruction no matter how beautiful it is