28 January 2007

Scott hates Rebecca

I hate you with sporks.

Scott thinks that "blogworthy" is a funny word

blogworthy...... I dunno, that word always conjures images of bogan redneck males talking about women.... you know, the whole, "phwooor, check out the (insert various female body parts) on that! now that's what i call blogworthy"

or maybe its just me.

Scott discusses bandits

In news just to hand, the ratanaphong bandit has struck again. Locals expressed suprise an alarm when discovering their missing ratanaphongs had been stolen and are asking why anyone would want to steal them in the first place. Unfortunately noone was able to give a good description of the missing ratanaphongs other than vague mutterings of "well, it was kinda.... this big.... and had, you know, those things on top.... the twirly things.... um.... oh, and it was blue.... or maybe green.... definitely a colour". Police have expressed little chance of catching said bandit.

23 January 2007

Scott takes a stand

James:
Bec says "I'm cute - do stuff for me" and it works.

Scott:
well i for one rebel! i have been oppressed for far too long!

Rebecca:
sure you do... in your dreams

Scott:
down with totalatarist cutism!

Rebecca:
I get what I want, why is this a problem?

Scott:
the masses demand their voices be heard! the masses will not be used for cheap cutist gratification anymore!

Rebecca:
like hell... now go and do stuff for me

Scott:
never! we withdraw our services!

Rebecca:
Are you speaking for everyone?

Scott:
indeed

8 January 2007

Scott spouts food propaganda

Rebecca:
Yay for food!

Scott:
it wins again!

Rebecca:
thank goodness for that

Scott:
another stirring victory for food in the never ending war against hungriness

Rebecca:
who will know when the next battle will take place?

Scott:
who can say, but one thing is for certain; food will be ready to take up the cause and fight the good fight once more

4 January 2007

Scott talks about the Bicentennial Fireworks

Group hugs in the hot dog van line

Scott is popular

Rebecca:
You're both really weird... and all that weirdness can't be blogged :(

James:

I don't get a blog. I'm just as weird as Scott, but not as marketable.

Scott:
Victory is mine!

I'm now sold in 135 countries and have been banned in a further 20 as a significant mental health hazard, and in one case as a sin against God.

3 January 2007

1 January 2007

Scott revisits cheese

Rebecca:
"power word cheese"

Scott:
hold cheese

Rebecca:
you're a funny man

Scott:
i don't have enough levels to wield a vorpal cheese yet

Rebecca:
oh, that's very tragic

Scott:
yes indeed. and you don't ever wan't me casting 'resurrect cheese'

Rebecca:
ew

Scott:
yes, very

Rebecca:
blue vein cheese with extra ew

Scott:
*pictures cheese scientists*
damn it Johnson, we need more ew! this batch will be a complete failure unless you get me more ew!