Scott and D&D

Scott:
*rolls eyes*

Rebecca:
congratulations, you rolled 13 on a d20

Scott:
did i make my saving throw?

Rebecca:
just. So, you're poisoned, but not going to die from it

Scott:
yay not dead! can i open the chest now?

Rebecca:
well yes, but the chest seems to have turned into a wheel of cheese. In fact, the whole room is pulsating in a sickly green colour. This may pass. Do you wish to wait a bit?

Scott:
mmm cheese!

Rebecca:
I thought you'd like it

Scott:
you need to write a cheese themed D&D campaign

Rebecca:
I have SO many D&D campaigns I should write

Scott:
The Quest for the Cheese Wheel of Unmentionable Yet Non-Specific Doom.