Scott misreads

Scott:
BoM have issued a Flood Watch for South Australia, which includes Cuddle Creek. I find this very amusing.

"Cuddle Creak has burst its banks! We're drowning in hugs!"

James:
The only people ever to have lost a house to tough love...

Scott:
On re-reading it, its actually Cudlee Creek. This has failed to dampen my amusement.

James:
Cudlee Creek, the world's only naturally occurring river of fabirc softener.

Scott:
Poor cattle. They'll get trapped in the floodwaters and be turned into a cuddly soft and floppy heap.