14 March 2007

Scott's rocket crocket

Michelle:
among my many talents is a 12 handicap in tournament level croquet...I can roquet and croquet with the best of them

Scott:
i deliberately read that as "rocket and crocket", which to me sounds like a hollywood police action series. you know, "tune in for next exciting adventures of LA's finest cops, Rocket and Crocket, as they fight to clear the name of X while stopping a shipment of Y and bringing down the Z cartel, all while using as guns and cliches as possible. And lets not forget the explosions, preferrably on speedboats with lots of women in bikinis!"

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