Scott's geek defences

Scott:
*puts anti-geek defense girdle on* Its ok, I'm safe now

Rebecca:
How rude... and those only work on uber geeks... and there are none of those here.

Besides, if you are a geek, you can't wear an anti-geek defense girdle... it says so in the item description.

James:
You would try to put it on and it would fly off and out the window.

Scott:
Won't be the first time a girdle's exited my house at high velocity.

Michelle:
I thought this conversation was supposed to be rated "g"

Scott:
Yes, "g" for girdle.

Michelle:
*shakes head* - I should know better, shouldn't I?

Scott:
don't mind me, i'm just looking to torment people before my next 2 and a half hour long meeting at 2

Michelle:
oh well, you can amuse yourself by thinking about girdles, I guess...

Scott:

Girldes on overweigfht middle-aged pony-tailed programmers.....

*has violent convulsions*