15 February 2005

Scott has a theory

James:
I also have a theory about the brontosaurus.

Rebecca:
Let me guess... its your theory and nobody else's?

James:
Yes, it is my theory, which is mine.

Scott:
My theory is the dinosaurs all died out because the mammals came back from work after a couple of days away to find out that the dinosaurs had been sitting around on their tails and hitting each other on the head with trilobites. So the mammals killed them in a frenzy of bloodlust.

James:
Oooh, your theory is much better than mine! Mine didn't involve any trilobites at all!

Scott:
Every theory requires trilobites, regardless of subject matter

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