bah. i feel bad about saying this, but not only does this colleague (who is working here temporarily while someone is on maternity leave) have a classical witch's hooked nose, but she wears WAY too much makeup and perfume. The smell makes me ill when she walks past.
Rebecca:
tell her you are scent sensitive and find the amount of perfume she wears makes you feel ill
Scott:
I wonder if there's anyway i can get her to say "i'll get you my pretty and your little dog too"?
mmmm....i think i'm going to hell for that thought. i take it back.
Rebecca:
well there is... write it down on a post-it-note and stick it on her desk. She'll probably read it out loud before looking around the room for who wrote it... and perhaps not even understanding where its from. Make sure you disguise your handwriting though
Scott:
no, i refuse. even if she has the honker of a witch and wear's enough makeup to safely protect the underside of the shuttle during re-entry that doesn't make her a bad person
Scott:
and in the meantime i shall learn how to us apostrophes.
Rebecca:
an excellent idea
Scott:
and also how to type.
Rebecca:
you're asking a bit much aren't you?
Scott:
clearyl
Rebecca:
let's start small
Scott:
mmm cheese
Rebecca:
well I was thinking apostrophes
Scott:
but i can't eat apostrophes, or have melted ones on toast
Rebecca:
did we say you could?
