Scott tries on middle management

Scott:
Children children, let's play nice now or I'll take your toys away.

You're not here to play, you're here to work and slave and make the big bossman lots of money. You are not a man, you are a number. You're a cog in the great machine. All hail the great machine!

Amber:
I'm not a man either.

Scott:
Whoops, sorry, I was a on a middle management roll and forgot. Let's just assume what i said applied to James only, so that lets both of us off the hook

James:

I am not a man either.

I am a cunningly disguised penguin.

Scott:
well that explains a lot.

James:

Little does he know that I am actually an evil sentient wheel of Jarlsberg disguised as a penguin disguised as a man...

Scott:
Explains even more

James:
...and you said I have no culture. :P

Scott:
Amber and Bec, you're closer, can you please pummel James to death for that pun.

Rebecca:
Mmmm... beating James tonight...

*gets whip out*

Clean that kitchen, scub that floor... *whip crack*

*manicial laughter*

Scott:
bah, I got cats on the brain, I read that as "clean that kitten"