9 August 2007

Scott and his pygmies

Scott:
Don't they know that every time someone says that, a screaming cannibal pygmy headhunter dies?

Michelle:
Obviously not - or they deliberately fiddled with the legend in Peter Pan because little girls relate better to fairies than to screaming cannibal pygmy headhunters.

Scott:
I believe in the original, true story: the children were led away by flying screaming cannibal pygmy headhunter to a magical land where children never grow up because that way their meat stays nice and tender.

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